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A conversation from Friday.

Chani: Mom, did you go to PBS Kids when you were small?
Mom: No, Chani.  There was no PBS Kids when I was small.
Chani: Why not?
Mom: Because I'm old, and when I was little there weren't even computers for playing on.
Chani: Why?
Mom: Because I grew up in the dark ages.
Chani: The Dar Cages?  No sir, you grew up on a farm.